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The Beast in Space
(1980)
by Tuna
An expedition is sent off to a very remote planet to bring back a rare
element needed for weapons construction. The team is confident of success
because the captain found some of that element in the possession of a trader
with whom he fought over a woman. He is pleased when that very woman ends up
on his crew. What they find is a planet run by a very old computer, and a
gracious host with ram's legs and hooves, who turns their stay into an orgy of
food and women -- the women of the crew. This orgy contains lots of actual
hardcore footage and, in an outtake, the "beast" actually comes. This is, of
course, an homage to another Sirpa Lane classic, "The Beast."
Lovers of camp cinema and the laughably awful have to own this film, which
has camp classic written all over it, but failed to achieve that status
because of limited international distribution.
Our Grade:
If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to
read the
explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by
our definition, a
C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs
and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:
F/C-
An incredibly bad movie, thus F, but in a good way, thus a C-
if you are amused by the laughably atrocious.
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