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                 Below the Belt (1971) is the 
                second feature on what is one of the best Something Weird Video 
                releases, which is saying something, as most of their releases 
                are very well done. As is their usual format, they lovingly 
                remastered The Godson, and included a feature length commentary, 
                then included a second feature by the same producer, Harry 
                Novak, with an arguably similar theme (women and gangsters, in 
                this case). Then, they fill the DVD with related trailers, 
                shorts, and galleries of art and promotional material. Below the 
                Belt was directed by Bethel Buckalew, who was one of Novak's 
                team. He directed most of the southern hick films, like Country 
                Cuzzins, Sassy Sue, The Pigkeeper's Daughter and Southern 
                Comforts. He also had a genius for scouting affordable 
                locations, and getting permission to shoot. In general, he got 
                closer to hard core than Bill Rotsler. His wife was used as 
                script girl, and did a lot of the editing for his pictures. 
                 
                While this is technically a women and mobsters movie, it is 
                really a roughie. That is, the naked women are knocked around by 
                the men at some point in the film. I am not sure why these were 
                made, although I suspect that the violence made the exposure 
                more acceptable to the censors. The story concerns a young 
                fighter getting ready for his title shot, a ruthless manager who 
                is trying to manipulate the odds, some underworld types who 
                actually control the fight game, and the cliched punch drunk 
                assistant trainer. All of this is really only a pretext to show 
                naked women. The acting is abysmal, the plot is completely lame, 
                and the transfer is obviously made from multiple work prints, 
                some of which are in very bad shape. There is some good news, 
                however. 
                 
                Lets start with Uschi Digard in a pool side sex scene where she 
                shows all three Bs. The scene is fairly hot, and the transfer in 
                this segment is not that bad. 
                 
                Next, we have Mirka Madnadraszky, who shows everything. She is 
                the girlfriend of the mobster, and is sent to seduce the 
                fighter. She is seen in a hot girl/girl, and having sex with the 
                evil manager at the end of the film. She was the featured star 
                of this film, but has no other credits at IMDB. Her last name 
                couldn't have enhanced her career, and her accent was pretty 
                think. 
                 
                Then we have Rene Bond in a totally gratuitous sex scene with 
                the ruthless manager. She shows all three Bs, comes as close as 
                you possibly could to having intercourse without doing it, and 
                we get several direct camera shots at her pussy. This was before 
                her boob job. Harry is fond of saying that all of his actresses 
                have natural tits. Rene is the exception. She came to Harry and 
                asked him if she would get more and bigger roles if she had a 
                boob job. He not only said yes, but loaned her the money for the 
                surgery. 
                 
                Terry Johnson is a lovely blonde with one other credit at IMDB. 
                She is the other half of the girl/girl with Mirka Madnadraszky. 
                The scene is very hot and rather lengthy, with lots of genital 
                close-ups and a lovely 69. If Johnson wasn't picking public hair 
                out of her teeth after the scene I would be amazed. 
                 
                At least 5 unknowns also showed their all during a mob 
                party/slave auction. 
                 
                The film has a properly moral ending. Oddly enough, Digard and 
                Bond, who have huge cult followings, were not mentioned in the 
                credits, despite lengthy scenes. There are not enough votes at 
                IMDB to score this, and if there ever are, it will be very low, 
                and justifiably so. It is a terrible film. On the other hand, it 
                is a good example of a genre (roughie) and features a lot of 
                exposure including two cult icons. On a DVD by itself, it would 
                not be worth the purchase price, except to fans of Uschi and 
                Rene. The total package, as I said at the beginning, is well 
                worth the modest purchase price.   |