Blue Jeans

 (1975)

by Tuna

Blue Jeans is an Italian comedy with  Gloria Guida. She is a 'tute and is arrested with a john in a car. When the police discover she is only 18, they make her mother's first husband take custody of her unless and until he can prove that she is not his daughter. She is happy with the relationship because she is living in a castle which "daddy" is restoring, but dad's girlfriend, Annie Carol Edel, is less than thrilled. As Guida and Daddy get closer, Edel leaves. Then Guida's pimp arrives, and comes up with a plot to murder daddy and take all his money, but by this time Guida and daddy have a genuine affection for each other.

I viewed a German release titled Teenager Lieben Heiss. It gives a choice of German or Spanish audio, both with optional English subtitles. The translation is often laughably bad, such as when daddy plays "The Moonshine Sonata" on the piano. The video, too, has many flaws, but is watchable.

Our Grade:

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C-

Gloria Guida is the only reason to watch this, but that is enough for some.

NUDITY REPORT

  • Gloria Guida shows everything.
  • Annie Carol Edel shows breasts, as does an unidentified actress who plays their maid.

THE CRITICS AND ACADEMIES

No major reviews online.

 

THE BOX OFFICE

Unknown

 

THE PEOPLE

   
5.6 IMDB summary (of 10)
   
First Name Carmen