Blue Jeans
(1975)
by Tuna
Blue Jeans is an Italian comedy with Gloria Guida. She is a 'tute and
is arrested with a john in a car. When the police discover she is only 18, they
make her mother's first husband take custody of her unless and until he can
prove that she is not his daughter. She is happy with the relationship because
she is living in a castle which "daddy" is restoring, but dad's girlfriend,
Annie Carol Edel, is less than thrilled. As Guida and Daddy get closer, Edel
leaves. Then Guida's pimp arrives, and comes up with a plot to murder daddy and
take all his money, but by this time Guida and daddy have a genuine affection
for each other.
I viewed a German release titled Teenager Lieben Heiss. It gives a choice of
German or Spanish audio, both with optional English subtitles. The translation
is often laughably bad, such as when daddy plays "The Moonshine Sonata" on the
piano. The video, too, has many flaws, but is watchable.
Our Grade:
If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to
read the
explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by
our definition, a
C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs
and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:
C-
Gloria Guida is the only reason to watch this, but that is
enough for some.
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NUDITY REPORT
- Gloria Guida shows everything.
- Annie Carol Edel shows breasts, as does an
unidentified actress who plays their maid.
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