Take out a clean sheet of paper -- we are going to have a pop quiz. Name a 2007 film directed by Jim Wynorski and  starring Glori-Anne Gilbert which starts off with a group sex scene before the credits, followed by Glori-Ann and her husband stopping in a black car by the side of the road, having sex, then continuing to a house?

Stumped?

Here is an additional hint. Cast members include Taylor Wayne, Friday and Barbie Bennett. Further, Glori-Anne and her hubbie, between them, have sex with everyone in the cast.

If you guessed The Breastford Wives, you would be right.

On the other hand, if you guessed The House on Hooter Hill, you would also be correct.

 

The Breastford Wives:

Glori-Anne and her husband are moving to Breastford. They are impressed by how friendly everyone is. In fact, everyone they meet jumps into bed with one of them. Part of the lust comes from a local wine, the rest from the doctor/mayor/sanitation engineer/notary public who has turned all of the women into sexpots, and controls them with a remote switch.

This is listed as a Sci-Fi film at IMDb. If you are looking for Sci-Fi with visions of Blade Runner in your head, this ain't it. As a softcore, however, it does have a high breast count, full frontal and decent photography, which makes it barely watchable for genre buffs.

 

The House on Hooter Hill:

Five women and a husband arrive for the reading, or rather watching, of a murdered woman's video will. The dead woman announces that there is a substantial fortune to go to the person who can solve a riddle in 24 hours. If nobody solves it, it goes to charity.

Oh, and one of those present is her killer.

Now, if nothing bothers you about that premise, maybe you are actually dumb enough to enjoy this film. The husband and wife have sex with nearly everyone in the cast in groups of two and three. The eventual solution to the mystery was probably decided by lot after everything else had been filmed.

There is no danger of my watching this one again.

 

The Breastford Wives features three-B performances from Friday, Taylor Wayne, Sara Maglaughlin, Monique Parent, Barbie Bennett , Monica Sweetheart and Glori-Anne Gilbert.

The House on Hooter Hill includes is three-B performances from Taylor Wayne, Glori-Anne Gilbert, Dani Woodward, Jules De Wilde, Barbie Bennett, Friday and Cindy Lange. They all show their silicone storage devices, shaved pudenda, and buns.

Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, these films are both rated:

C-

As T&A films, they meet the requirements if you do not object to universally enhanced breasts and shaved coochies. Do not watch them for any other reason.