Cave Girl (1985) from Tuna

Cave Girl (1985) is a titty flick with some bad movie value. A High School nerd on a field trip to examine cave drawings is separated from the rest of his class, and emerges into the stone age. He meets Eba (Cynthia Thompson), falls instantly in love, and spends the rest of the film putting the make on her.
Cynthia Rullo as a cave girl has a crush on him and keeps flashing her tits at him. There is also a locker room scene at the beginning of the film with a half dozen topless beauties including Michelle Bauer. Thompson eventually gets naked, but we only see breasts and buns.


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I am not sure if it was the nonsensical plot, the fart jokes, the thoroughly obnoxious characters, the fact that most of the characters are cave men who only grunt, or the complete impossibility of the premise, but IMDB readers have scored this 2.7 of 10. The only review available is eloquent in its simplicity and thoroughness, "Ugh."

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  • IMDB summary. IMDb voters score it 2.7/10, bordering the all-time worst list
IMDb guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of excellence, about like three and a half stars from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm watchability, about like two and a half stars from the critics. The fives are generally not worthwhile unless they are really your kind of material, about like two stars from the critics. Films under five are generally awful even if you like that kind of film, equivalent to about one and a half stars from the critics or less, depending on just how far below five the rating is.

My own guideline: A means the movie is so good it will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not good enough to win you over if you hate the genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an open mind about this type of film. C means it will only appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if you love the genre. F means that the film is not only unappealing across-the-board, but technically inept as well.

Based on this description, with lots of breasts, and bad movie appeal, I have to give this at least a C in the "tittie film" category.

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