(2001) from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)
|Here's the director's description:
former porn star Gail Harris has a couple of
Longstreet (Olivier Gruner) is a University professor. But five years
ago, Dirk Longstreet was actually Dirk Lincoln, the Eastern Seaboard
Champion of an illegal underground fighting society, known to its
members as ‘The Circuit’.
happy with his new name and profession, but when his brother (Jeremy)
enrolls in the fighting society to make money. Longstreet has to make a
choice… let Jeremy learn from his own mistakes, or step back into the
viscous underworld he walked away from. Dirk infiltrates his way back
into the underground pit fights to face The Circuit’s new champion, Kwan
(the tiger Twins), and the new owner of The Circuit, Vixton (Bryan
My review is this: it is exactly as good as it sounds.
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this description, this
film is a D. Predictable fight scenes, bad acting, no humor.
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