Circuitry
Man Two: Plughead Rewired (1994)
Robert and Steven
Lovey were in Prague making commercials, but not getting laid, when
the studio asked them to work on a sequel to Circuitry Man. The made
commercials during the day, then wrote at night. The studio kept
making deals for locations, and dictating settings for the sequel,
only to have the deals fall through, which necessitated a complete
rewrite. When they finally finished the deal, what they created went
for humor intentionally. Romeo is back, and a female FBI agent
(Deborah Shelton), actually an Android made from a memory in Romeo's
head, enlists his aid to go after Plughead, who has become the most
evil man in the universe. |
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As a Sci Fi action
film, this is at least as bad as the original, but it frequently works
as a comedy spoof (there is a vending machine in police headquarters
that servers, hand grenades, tear gas, donuts and rockets), and it has
clear nudity. The first is very quick nipple exposure from a female
guard who is forcing herself on a prisoner in a stake truck. The
second is a fairly long sex scene between Romeo and Deborah Shelton,
where she shows magnificent breasts. She also does justice to a white
shirt.
I will give
this a solid C as Sci Fi comedy. |
The
Critics Vote
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The People
Vote ...
- With their
votes ... IMDB summary: IMDb voters
score Circuitry man 4.5
- With their
votes ... IMDB summary: IMDb voters
score the sequel 3.1
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IMDb
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
is. My own
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this
description, I say C- for the original, C for the sequel
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