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Cola, Candy, Chocolate
(1979)
by Tuna
Drei kesse Bienen auf den Philippinen (Three saucy bees to the Phillipines),
as it was originally titled, is a German sex farce.
Olivia Pascal has a fight with her boyfriend, and her best friend, Ursula
Buchfellner, talks her into a holiday in the Philippines. Also on the trip are
the extraordinarily busty Dolly Dollar and her future husband, who plan on being married in a
mission run by her uncle. Other characters include a man who is constantly
abused by Pascal, a very gay motel manager, and a chimp.
Olivia instantly decides she wants the groom-to-be for
herself, and starts a campaign to win him over. To stop the wedding, Pascal
figures she will cause the bishop to close the mission because Dolly Dollar has
her heart set on getting married there. The poor priest is put through hell, and
so eventually is the bishop as well.
Our Grade:
If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to
read the
explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by
our definition, a
C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs
and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:
C
The all-region DVD is in German with no subtitles but since this is mostly
slapstick silliness, the language is not much of a problem. Frankly, Dolly
Dollar's breasts are worth the price alone, and require no translation.
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NUDITY REPORT
- Ursula Buchfellner shows breasts and buns.
- Olivia Pascal and Dolly Dollar show breasts, as do several unidentified
Filipinas.
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