Confessions of a Police Captain (1971) from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)  | 
    
| This film is also known as Bad Cop and Confessione di un commissario di polizia al procuratore della repubblica. I guess that means it has one of the longest AND one of the shortest titles in film history, ranging anywhere from two to a thousand syllables. | 
| It looked like there were some interesting things going on in this Spaghetti Police story (dubbed crime film made in Italy), but I'll be damned if I know what they were. It had one of the most convoluted plots I've seen, and seemed to end in the middle of a scene. I guess they probably just kept the cameras rolling until they ran out of film. The director was Damiano Damiani, who made an entire career out of movies with dialogue that sounds like a sequence of complete non-sequiturs when translated into English. | 
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           In some city in some country, Marty Balsam was the Police Captain and Sir Lancelot (Franco Nero) was the District Attorney. They were both investigating a prominent man in the city, the head of an architecture and construction firm, who seemed to be connected to the mob. The police captain was also investigating Lancelot's office, because the police department seemed to get foiled by a leak every time they got close to an arrest. Meanwhile, Lancelot was also investigating the Captain because he believed that the top cop got one of the mob guy's violent enemies inappropriately released from a mental institution. Which was true. I think there really was a leak in the DA's office as well, but it was Lancelot's boss, not Lance himself. Or not.  | 
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        The short subject. The best 
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         It is one of the best ones. The kids fake a doctor's note declaring them sick so they can go to the circus, but their teacher tells them the entire class will go to the circus together, so ...  | 
        
         
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