Dakota Bound (2001) from Tuna

Dakota Bound, aka White Slave Lovers,  is a post-apocalyptic story set in the near future. The world is run by masters -- those who own weapons. Their chief occupation seems to be capturing and enslaving everyone else. Slaves come in two categories, pleasure slaves and work slaves. There are also still pockets of people not yet captured.  


Basically a nudity film. See the main commentary
 Fawnia Mondey and Esther Honuka are still free, and live underground with some other young women under the care of an aging nun. They free two slaves, Eva Machmajer and Lenka Jelenek (Czech bunnymag model Lenka Jelinkova), and take them to live with the good nun. When the sister dies, the girls are to travel to Cheyenne Mountain in the Far Dakotas, where they will evidently be safe or something. Hanukah is pure of heart, and Mondey is evil to the core.
not yet on region 1 dvd
Most of what passes for plot is flimsy excuses to show female body parts, and there is a little gunplay. Of the four identified actresses, Jelenek is the only one who doesn't show much, and there are dozens of uncredited women who show breasts and buns. Machmajer has a gyno shot at the end of her lesbian scene with Mondey. Mondey and Honukah show breasts, buns and bush.  

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IMDb guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of excellence, about like three and a half stars from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm watchability, about like two and a half stars from the critics. The fives are generally not worthwhile unless they are really your kind of material, about like two stars from the critics. Films under five are generally awful even if you like that kind of film, equivalent to about one and a half stars from the critics or less, depending on just how far below five the rating is.

My own guideline: A means the movie is so good it will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not good enough to win you over if you hate the genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an open mind about this type of film. C means it will only appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if you love the genre. F means that the film is not only unappealing across-the-board, but technically inept as well.

Based on this description, this film is a C. The genre has to be titty flick, as the sex scenes are not long enough for softcore. If the MPAA doesn't get a chance to purify the film, it has lots of what you watch a titty flick for, lovely naked women, so is a solid genre flick, and hence a C.

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