(2007) by Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)
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THE CRITICS AND ACADEMIES
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THE BOX OFFICE Box Office Mojo. It grossed $64 million in the USA and $115 million overseas. It opened in the #2 spot with more than $20 million. |
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SIDEBAR Part of the time-warp theory in this film has not been theoretically ruled out. While things which have been done cannot be undone, it may well be possible someday to view things which happened before we were born, even if we cannot physically enter the past. The key is the speed of light. If the speed of light is an absolute barrier which cannot be broken, then it would probably not be possible to view the distant past, but if it is possible to travel faster than light, then ... Here's how it would work. Imagine a place in the universe where the light from Earth takes ten years to reach. If you could get there in three years, then you would be living in 2010, peering through a powerful telescope at the year 2000, even though you would have left earth in 2007. Extend the concept still further. Imagine another place in the universe where the light from earth takes two thousand years. If you can get there in three years, again carrying your all-powerful telescope, you might actually be able to watch Caesar's assassination or Jesus' crucifixion in your own lifetime. Extend it further. Watch the dinosaurs. Mind you, there are many problems with this concept. (1) Is such a powerful telescope possible? Maybe, but it can't be created with today's science. (2) Even if you could see such things, you might not be able to share what you have learned. Physicists are not sure whether your six-year round trip from Earth to there and back would land you in the earth of 2013, or at some point in the very distant future, perhaps even a point which contains a completely desolate Earth where there is nobody to care about your discovery. Some physicists think that such a time-warp would exist if you traveled NEAR the speed of light. Frankly, they have no idea what might happen if you could exceed it. (3) Finally, we simply do not know whether the speed of light is an immutable ceiling to the practical speed of objects. If it can be exceeded, we do not know what would happen to objects which exceed it. But, having added all those codicils, we can say that it is not entirely impossible to conceive that we could someday view our own distant past. Why not? Even now we ourselves are viewing the distant pasts of galaxies which may no longer even exist, just as somebody out there may be viewing the birthing of our sun.
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NUDITY REPORT
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Our Grade: If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a: B- In this case the "minus" is highly meaningful. It was not a mega hit, but it was a hit (more than $60 million at the box office). It was not a critical darling, but it got solid reviews (58%). I really enjoyed it myself, except for the last two minutes, and my only real complaint is that it is a good movie which should have been a great one, and could have been with only a little tinkering.
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