| Sigma Upsilon Xi (SUX) is composed
mostly of nerds. The SUX boys have invited the hot girls from Alpha
Sigma Sigma (ASS) to a party. The ASS girls have accepted only
because a hot band will be playing. Meanwhile, a member of the
parapsychology department has conjured the Demon of Sex and Lust back
our plane of existence, using an ancient Vatican how-to fax, and a
little speech generation software. What would have been a flop of a
party, with the girls catching the sounds and splitting with the
jocks, is turned upside down by the Demon, played by Trixxie Bowie.
With the help of demonic magic, the SUX boys defeat the evil jocks,
and get laid. |
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This is a terrible film. It has a lame
plot, is badly photographed, and the dialogue is awful. They hired
Deborah Carlin for a lead role requiring nudity, and then had to hire
a double for her! I chuckled a few times at funny moments, but mostly
was amused at just how bad this was. It was a very early DVD release,
the video quality is terrible, and the sound level is not consistent
from start to finish. Even with extra credit for "bad movie" energy,
this is a D. |
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guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
is. My own
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this description, this
film is a D.
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