Guarded Secrets


by Tuna

Guarded Secrets is an erotic thriller, but very short on erotic.

 Not that thrilling either.

As the film opens, Mark Long is doing the nasty in a motel with Gabriella Hall. He wakes up in the morning to discover that she has left with his car and his money. That should have taught him a lesson about picking up hitchhikers and rescuing damsels in distress. He elects to thumb to somewhere he can get back on his feet, and is picked up by Billy Maddox, who, it turns out, is head lifeguard at a posh resort, and has an opening. As our boy was on his way to join the Navy Seals when the hitch occurred in his plans, he gets the job. He will be paid to sit next to a pool all day, watch beautiful women, and screw many of them The only hitch is Michael Russo, a frightening criminal type. Of course, our hero, faced with an endless smorgasbord of willing women, decides to seduce and rescue the gangster's wife, Lesli Kay. After he saves the gangster from drowning, he is admitted into the gang, and becomes painfully aware of what she puts up with, and just how bad Russo is.

So, will our boy scout save the fair damsel and vanquish the evil gangster? To find out, you will have to suffer through this just like I did.

This marks the first time I have ever complained about excess plot content in a soft-core porn flick. I love a little story with my porn, but obviously the story should be interesting, which this is not.

And also there should still actually be some porn.

Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:


This is light on both erotica and story line, hence not recommended.


  • Gabriella Hall shows breasts. Carla Sofia Lescius shows breasts, buns and a modesty patch. Brandi Coppock and two unknowns do full frontal and rear. Lesli Kay shows breasts and buns.


No major reviews.




No theatrical release.




2.0 IMDB summary (of 10)




Guarded Secrets DVD Lesli Kay Sterling Gabriella Hall

Available from in a dual region (1 and 4) DVD in English with optional Spanish subtitles.