Tarantino meets Ingmar Bergman. A blacker-than-black comedy about two soulful hit men ...
            OK, many of you have already decided not to see this movie. After 
            all, how many more movies do we need about the murder-for-hire 
            profession? Hit men must be more overrepresented in the cinema 
            universe than rogue cops who play by their own rules. Hired guns now 
            exist as a convenient shortcut for lazy screenwriters to say "this 
            guy is an amoral anti-hero" without employing any actual character 
            development. And the ultimate cliché is when hit men show surprising 
            depth.
            Plus, let's face it, how good can a movie about hit men really 
            be? You know it is not going to tackle any profound themes like 
            genocide, war, or world hunger 
            I know all that. And if that is your attitude, I agree with you 
            completely.
            Now try to set all that  aside, because this is a nearly 
            perfect little gem of a movie.
            To begin with, it has an intricate, twisty, economical little 
            plot in which every detail is important and is used later in the 
            film, in the manner of the best Seinfeld episodes. There is a dwarf in the film playing an actor in a dream 
            sequence from a Eurocrap film-within-the-film. That seems like a throwaway joke at first, but the way it 
            plays out, it is absolutely essential at one moment in the film that 
            he be a dwarf, and it is absolutely essential that he be in costume 
            for a dream sequence. That's only one example. One could make the 
            same case about nearly every one of the film's quirky details and 
            characters.
            But that's not the reason why it is a terrific movie. The nifty 
            little plot is just a lagniappe.
            The profane, scathing dialogue is often laugh-out-loud hilarious 
            in a kind of Monty Python way that alternates between lowbrow 
            cynicism and erudite observations. 
            But that's not why the movie is so good.
            The three main actors are outstanding. The photography of Bruge 
            is evocative. 
            But none of that is important. 
            What makes the film so good is that every single character in the 
            film is a complicated human being, sometimes good, sometimes bad, 
            sometimes funny, sometimes just saying things they regret later. 
            Everyone. Even the racist dwarf, who is often stoned on horse tranquilizers 
            and/or dressed up in a schoolboy outfit, turns out to be much more than 
            a convenient comic conceit or a mandatory plot element. This is a 
            film about people, and how they conceive honor, nobility, personal 
            responsibility and loyalty.
            It's a terrific script. It's only March as I write this, but I 
            will be surprised if the rest of the year brings five scripts good 
            enough to edge Martin McDonagh from the list of those who deserve an 
            Oscar nomination for best original screenplay.
            And remember what I said about our automatic assumption that a 
            black comedy about hit men could not deal with truly recondite 
            themes? That assumption is wrong. Underneath the ostensible 
            vulgarity is a film about why we want to live and why we want to 
            die. It doesn't get any more meaningful than that.