Inside Out 1
Inside Out (1992) is a direct to vid collection of short erotic
subjects, now available on DVD. This first disk contains:
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Brush Strokes -- Julie Ambrose shows breasts and bush as a woman who
follows an artist home from a showing that turned her on.
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The Lida -- Sherrie Rose shows a breast as a prisoner in an
isolation pod in space. She has programmed the on board computer
into her perfect partner. When another prisoner docks on her pod,
the perfect partner ends up even better.
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Shrink Rap -- Cec Verrell relates two fantasies to her shrink. We
see breasts and buns.
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My Secret Moments -- Chana Jael Chiesa masturbates to a fantasy that
includes an ever increasing number of men. We see everything.
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Life is for the Taking -- Kimberly Ryusaki is the young wife of a
prisoner due for release. His cellmate convinces him that she might
be cheating, and gets him to astrally project himself home. We see
her breasts while he watches her.
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My Better Half -- Marie Chanbers plays the feminine side of a macho
man that has given up on women, she seduces him. We see breasts.
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Doubletalk -- Marta Kober goes to her date's apartment on their
first date. We hear not only what they say to each other, but also
what they are really thinking. Again, breasts only.
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The Diaries -- Neith Hunter is married to a rich older man. They are
in separate bedrooms and have stopped being intimate. She sees his
diary, and finds out he is bored and about to divorce her. She
creates a diary to make him think that her new found sense of sexual
adventure is exactly what he wanted. Just breasts again.
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Love the One You're With -- Serina Robinson and her date speak in
meanings rather than empty words. Rather than telling a joke, he
would say "clever attempt at humor", to which she would answer "aloof
disdain". They do end up in bed. We see Her breasts and buns.
The nine segments add up to about 90 minutes, which has its good
side. You never tire of one of the stories. Most of the photography
is dark, and this is clearly couples erotica. C.
Inside Out 2
Inside Out 2 (1992) is the second of four
collections of short softcore films made for TV. Think Twilight Zone
meets Skinemax.
We have 9 tales, eight of which have exactly one
woman who shows breasts. Here is the summary:
- Mis-Apprehended -- a man is stranded when his
care dies in the middle of nowhere. He is picked up by a practical
joker and his wife (Tane McClure). You will have to watch to see
who the joke is finally on. This was, for me, the best short of
the nine.
- I've Got a Crush on You -- was clearly inspired
by the Mills Brothers classic "Paper Doll,: which end, "I'd rather
have a paper doll to call my own, than a fickle minded real live
girl." The girls, this time, is Dawn Brackett.
- The Freak -- a post apocalyptic space invasion
piece, where the human face is considered obscene. This was very
dark, and not very coherent. Female lead was Sherrie Rose
- There's this Traveling Salesman, See -- a man
caught in a traveling salesman joke. Rather cleaver. Breasts by
Brenda Swanson
- Double Vision -- a woman performs the first
successful eye and optic nerve transplant. Her patient falls for
her, then wonders where she got the donor eyes. The doctor is
Saxon Trainor
- Busty Gutsy -- is a mockumentary of a "tit
queen." staring Kitten Natividad. No nudity, no images, but a
rather clever short.
- Some Guys Have All the Luck -- A woman, Lisa
Whitcraft, conspires to get a hunk in bed, but he has his own
conspiracy going.
- The Hitchhiker -- Linda Carol suckers men into
stopping to pick her up on the side of the road, and eventually
leads them to their destruction.
- The Right Number -- Lisa London works doing
phone sex, and makes a love connection.
All in all, this was an entertaining set of nine shorts. The quality
ranged from pretty good color, to dark black and white, and the
acting was all over the board, but some of the stories were worth
the effort. C.
Inside Out 3
Inside Out III (1992) the third volume from this
series is rather disappointing after a pretty good second volume. We
do have the best exposure so far in one episode called The Portal,
with both male and female full frontal, but the women are not
identified. Only six of the episodes have nudity, but two of them
have more than one nude woman.
- The Portal is a view of what happens when you
die. Without giving the entire thing away, you enter the portal
through a swimming pool, and come out the other end with a young
trim body, and lots of the opposite sex.
- The Branding could have been a good story were
it better done. A film crew is shooting on location in Brazil, and
a devoted husband is mugged in town and rescued by Bianca Rossini.
He tries to resist, but, after way too much tequila and too much
Rossini, he wakes up with a real problem for when he gets home.
Rossini shows breasts.
- Dogs Playing Poker is about a stolen art
collector who sets out to screw a guy in a poker game, and then
screw his wife, Cary La Salle, but ends up getting screwed
himself. La Salle shows breasts.
- The Perfect Woman is about a man depressed by
his life and lack of companionship, who responds to a TV sex add
for the perfect woman. He describes in great detail a woman that
could never exactly exist, and ten minutes later, she knocks at
his door. Things are going well, when another woman knocks, and
claims to be from the agency. Naturally, everything is not as it
seems. Roxanna Michaels shows breasts and most of her buns in two
lengthy scenes. Whitney Weston is briefly shown topless.
- The Tango takes place during an elevator ride
between a chauvinist shock comic and a feminist. No Nudity.
- The Houseguest is about a woman who thinks a
deranged homeless man is her long lost fiancee. No female nudity.
- Cafe l'Amour is a interesting flirtation
between a woman and a man with no dialogue. This may be the best
episode on this volume. Again. no nudity.
- Within Ten Minutes shows two women bored in
their apartment, when a news flash informs them that a nuke will
destroy them in ten minutes. Hilary Morse chooses to break her
diet as a final act, while Elizabeth Burr decides to have sex with
the first man who knocks on her door. Burr shows breasts.
- The Wet Dream stars busty Alex Datcher as a
woman with a thoughtless boyfriend, and Olympic diver Greg
Louganis as the tropical fish who loves her. We see her breasts
throughout the entire segment. It is almost worth he price of the
4 DVD set to see Louganis with a row of fins on his back, and
having sex with a woman.
This is a D+. Only a genre addict would find anything of interest
here.
Inside Out 4
Inside Out 4 (1992) is the fourth and final DVD in
this collection. In general, there is more full frontal and
simulated sex than in the previous episodes, but less interesting
plots, and most are way too dark.
- Natalie Would -- Two girlfriends are talking in
a restaurant about the fact that one of them, Catya Sassoon, has
been pining over her ex boyfriend for over a year, and is in
danger of her pipes rusting shut, when she catches the eye of the
"perfect guy," who thinks she is his long lost love. She shows
breasts only in a very dark sex scene.
- Motivation -- an actor is promised a film role,
and arrives on the dessert location only to discover that it is a
porno shoot, and he is to do the nasty with Chana Jael Chiesa. The
director finds an interesting way to give him his motivation for
the role. Chiesa shows everything.
- Put Asunder -- a couple have a love hate
relationship, divorce, then finally hire a hit man to kill one of
them and set the other free. MImi Craven, as the wife, shows
breasts.
- Save the Wetlands -- has a reporter
interviewing a wildlife activist and recovering sexaholic. Ann
Rubinoff shows a breast.
- The Thief -- a burglar has sex with Carolyn
Finney, who suspects that her husband is cheating. He is, with
Sandra Wild. Finney barely shows a breasts, Wild shows everything.
- Jilted Lover -- a man stalks his ex lover,
taking pictures and badmouthing her current boyfriend. Elizabeth
A. Jaeger shows breasts.
- Three on a Match -- a couple wants a menage,
and picks up Susan Byun at an art show. They try everything to
seduce her. She shows breasts only.
- What Anna Wants -- Anna is an artist, and
looking for inspiration for her erotic paintings. She has her
boyfriend seduce women in the apartment across the way, and
photographs them doing the deed. Denise Buik, as the seduced girl,
shows everything in a well lit scene.
- Video Mate -- a loser settles in with a sex
video staring Sharon Kane, and clicks her out of the TV and into
his bed with the remote. Kane shows everything.
- My Cyberian Rhapsody -- a man gets out of
prison, and visits a cybersex establishment, where he rents a
virtual reality set up. The girl is played by Paula Reeve, who
shows us her large breasts.
All in all, this is a barely acceptable couples soft core series,
and it is no wonder it never had a second season. While a few of the
episodes had merit, overall, it is a low C-.
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