I Was a Teenage Strangler

 (1998)

by Tuna

One brother invites all his high school classmates to a party, and the other strangles them one at a time. I am getting ahead of myself. First, Michi Malangus, as a girl scout, is raped, then returned to her lesbian lover (Chelsea Mundae), who gives her an abortion with a coat hanger, and eats the material she retrieves (actually gummi worms). And yes, the coat hanger is actually inserted in her vagina on camera. This is after Mundae hypnotizes some guy and makes him eat her shit.

That's pretty much it, except for the strangling.

William Hellfire wanted to play a joke on the fetish crowd that was interested in his strangling films, and made this to get even with them. Yes, it is disgusting. No, I see no earthly reason to watch it unless you are extremely curious about the screen debut of Chelsea Mundae's more famous younger sister, Misty, whose tiny role has been retroactively promoted to prominence in the DVD re-release, which Seduction Cinema is releasing uncut on its Factory 2000 label.

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Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is an:

F

I suppose some people collect exercises in bad taste. If so, this is your sort of material.

NUDITY REPORT

Michi Malangus, Chelsea Mundae, and two unknowns show body parts.

 

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Made for home media.

 

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DVD INFO

NTSC Region 1

DVD Includes full-color booklet featuring liner notes!