Jack Frost (1996) from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski) |
Jack Frost is probably best known today for featuring American Pie star Shannon Elizabeth in her first film role, as the designated small-town slut. She still had her natural nose and smaller breasts at the time. It's a hokey parody of the horror/slasher genre - Jack Frost is to Christmas as Michael Myers is to Halloween. I kinda liked it, but two of my children voted a resounding "no" on it. Scoopy Jr wrote:
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I watched it with my daughter, Katya, and she just kept saying "this is dumb", although I was laughing through most of the movie and telling her it was brilliant. She was right, of course. It is dumb. Furthermore, she wanted to see a scary movie, and this isn't really very scary. |
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The film was was designed to be dumb, and not many people "get" that kind of humor. Woman locks door to keep out evil snowman, dramatic music, sight of water under door ("Oh, no, he's gonna melt his way in", she realizes). Cut to the face of a silly Frosty-lookin'-mofo and the woman now dead. Oh, yeah, the joke did wear a little thin, I admit. I got bored with it after a while, but you have to love any movie which dares to show the only known screen instance of a woman having sex with a snowman. Hell, you have to watch the film for a couple of minutes just to see the silly face on the Snowman. Frankly, you can't blame the Snowman for going after a little strange. After all, his wife is frigid. Michael Cooney has only two directing credits: Jack Frost and Jack Frost 2, but he has some talent. There are a lot of good touches in the film:
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OK, I know the film isn't a great work of genius, but I got a lot of laughs out of it, and I appreciated the elements of the film that did work. It's one of those enjoyably bad movies like Hell Comes to Frogtown, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Creature from the Haunted Sea, and Deathstalker II. For a grade-B film, it has attracted an amazing level of attention. There are 126 comments at IMDb, and it is reviewed by every one of the best-known bad movie sites (see the external review section at IMDb). |
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