The story is simple, and not really the point, which is T & A. On a
faraway planet, there is only one sex, but they become interested in
Earth Women because they would like a slave class to do all their
work. One of them is sent to Earth to obtain a perfect specimen as breeding stock. From there the film is nearly non-stop T & A,
punctuated by bad jokes (mostly puns), and the appearance of a
mummy, Dracula, the Wolfman, and Frankenstein. Universal owned
everything about Frankenstein at the time, but Harry was never
contacted about his infringement.
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This is half of another great
release from the folks at Something Weird Video, and is an
excellent transfer. There is also a fascinating commentary with
Harry Novak, who talks more about his history, and the early
history of exploitation, then he does the film.
Six Archival Short Subjects:
"Kiss Me Quick!" girls in "Hot Hot Skin" and "Nudie Watusi,"
Natasha in "Natasha's Suburban Sexercise" and "Natasha in
Strip Tease Queen," plus "Werewolf Bongo Party" and "The
Vampire and the Vixen"
The women were as follows:
- Boobra, played by Natasha, a famous LA
stripper. Boobs and buns.
- Kissme, played by Jackie De Witt. Boobs and
- Barebra, played by Bebe. Boobs, bush and Buns.
- Hottie Tottie played by Claudia Banks. Boobs
- Gertie Tassle, played by Althea Currier. Boobs
- G. G. String, played by Dona. Boobs and buns.
- Lotta Cash, played by Lucky. Boobs, and bush
through sheer panties.
The one-name girls, other than Natasha, were "Columbia Slaves," that
is, Columbia Pictures contract players, who were moonlighting in
soft-core for the extra money, since their day job involved hard work
and little money. Hence, they could not use their real names in the
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this description,
C+. It delivers exactly what it is supposed to
deliver, woman-flesh. It is especially un-PC. At the end of the
film, "Dr. Breedlove" (producer Max Gardens doubling as an
actor) gets a new shipment of women. As they enter
down a chute, he labels them Prime, Choice, OK, Kosher, etc. It
is, in short, a nearly perfect genre effort.