Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye (2000) from Tuna

 Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye (2000) is a made for TV directed by Jason Priestly and featuring Kari Wuhrer. Before any of you Kari fans get excited, she kept her clothes on, as did every other actress in the film. 



DVD info from Amazon.

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A rich studio VP has a wild drunken night at the beach. He wakes up with a huge hangover,  a corpselike woman, and a beach bum who offers to hide the body in exchange for favors. To give you an idea how professional the whole thing was, the credits at the end were for some entirely different film, with different character names and different performers. 

The Critics Vote

  • no English reviews online

The People Vote ...

  • With their votes ... IMDB summary: IMDb voters score it 6.8, which is incomprehensible 
  • With their dollars ... made for cable
IMDb guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of excellence, about like three and a half stars from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm watchability, about like two and a half stars from the critics. The fives are generally not worthwhile unless they are really your kind of material, about like two stars from the critics. Films under five are generally awful even if you like that kind of film, equivalent to about one and a half stars from the critics or less, depending on just how far below five the rating is.

My own guideline: A means the movie is so good it will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not good enough to win you over if you hate the genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an open mind about this type of film. C means it will only appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if you love the genre. F means that the film is not only unappealing across-the-board, but technically inept as well.

Based on this description, this film is a D+.

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