The Las Vegas Abductions


by Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)

This is a softcore sex film within sort of an Invasion of the Body Snatchers framework, with a little offbeat Vegas-style raunchy bachelor party comedy thrown into the mix. It's not very good, and what is particularly odd about it is the allocation of the nude and sex scenes. Although the film runs a bit more than 80 minutes, there is no nudity past about the 32-minute mark, which means that the film ends with nearly an hour of grade B no-budget sci-fi/horror, as acted by fully dressed softcore porn stars.

And you really don't need me to tell you how good that is.

That structure would be less important than it is if the nudity and sex scenes were really hot and steamy, but they are not. The film is approximately as bad at erotica as it is at entertainment, and that is quite bad indeed.

Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:


It is below the minimum flesh standard to be a worthwhile softcore offering (the D+), and it is utterly pathetic if evaluated as a real film (the F). No matter what you seek, you are unlikely to find it here.


  • Bianca Paris and Michele Hailey: T&A

  • Beverly Lynne: breasts


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3.7 IMDB summary (of 10)


  • All regions
  • 82 minutes