Let the Game Begin


by Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)

This is an atrocious film that attempts to be a relationship comedy - I think. Mostly it just wanders around aimlessly, is arranged illogically, is cut confusingly, and spends a lot of time on unimportant minor characters. Of course the director may have gone with the minor characters because his star was so weak - it's the one dude from American Pie who was completely forgettable. Of course we remember Stifler best from those films, but he was really the nemesis of our heroes, a group of four friends. There was Oz, the handsome lacrosse jock who loved to sing. There was Finch, the intellectual bullshitter. There was Jim, the shy pie-fucker whose dad was Eugene Levy. And then there was that other dude who did nothing special and had no personality. Well that other dude is the star of this film. Although he's supposed to be a doctor turned internet millionaire, he still looks and sounds like a naive high school kid, and is not believable either in medicine or in business.


Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:


Bad in nearly every imaginable way.


Very little. Brief toplessness from Patricia Stasiak.



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Unknown distro plans. They can bypass that 2010 release date and bury this one completely if they would like to avoid embarrassment.



5.6 IMDB summary (of 10)

Awaiting DVD info.