Mache Alles Mit!

 (1971)

by Tuna

Mache Alles Mit!, which means essentially "experience everything," is an obscure bit of West German erotica. It was evidently shown in the UK under the titles Bed-Partners and A Bit of Everything, but is only available on DVD in German with no English subtitles, so my plot description will reveal more than usual, hence spoiler warnings.

 

SPOILERS

Dagmar (Marion Forster) is 17, ripe and curious. Her father is a ogre who is dedicating to making sure she remains pure. She finds an ad from a sexy young couple looking for a threesome and answers it, but before anything can happen, her parents call the police, who spot the ad circled in her bedroom, and investigate. The swingers sneak her out the back door before the police spot her.

Dagmar runs to her friend's house to get some cash. She calls home, and finds that her mom is somewhat sympathetic, and makes arrangements for her to stay with her aunt in the country, telling the religious spinster aunt that she is pregnant. The aunt keeps pumping her for salacious information, and lacking experiences of her own, obliges with tales of all of the young women around her. Aunt is way more interested in these erotic tales than you would expect from a devout woman. Eventually, Dagmar relates a story featuring herself with a young man, whereupon the aunt calls her a whore of Babylon and starts beating her with a rubber hose. Dagmar tells auntie that she is actually a virgin and not pregnant at all, but auntie will have none of it. Dagmar runs away, and moves into a mill house with a student she has met. The two eventually fall in love, but Dagmar is underage, so we need a moral ending. Dad discovers where Dagmar is hiding, and shows up with the police. They arrest the boyfriend, and Dagmar is forced to go home.

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This film is decidedly for a specialized taste and is not typical erotica. Dagmar is an interesting and sympathetic character, and the underlying message, that at some point kids need to be allowed to mature the way they want to, is one I agree with. Unfortunately, the complexity of the characterization, which is the film's greatest strength, is actually a weakness in this case because the DVD has no English subtitles.  In a more traditional sort of erotic film, the language would be far less important than here, where the story is very difficult to understand unless you have some command of German.

 

Mache alles mit DVD Widescreen (1971)

It only seems to be available in the USA from RLDVDs.com on a region-free disk in PAL format. The video transfer is acceptable given the age of the film. Get info by clicking on the image above.

THE CRITICS AND ACADEMIES

No reviews online

THE PEOPLE

   
2.1 IMDB summary (of 10)
   

THE BOX OFFICE

Unknown

 

NUDITY REPORT

  • Marion Forster shows breasts and buns, and maybe a hint of bush.
  • Elisabeth Volkmann, as the married woman, shows everything, as does Elisabeth Felchner as one of the girls in a story told by Dagmar.
  • Several unknowns show everything, including full frontal from a guy.

 

Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:

C/D

Recomended genre fare (C) if you enjoy softcore and speak German. Otherwise not worth the trouble.