- Guccione-monthly-model (Feb '93) turned B movie regular, Julie K
Smith, does the nekkid thing in five scenes
- Pet o' of the month for May '92 does seven such scenes. The
latter would be the star of this-here movie, Kimberly Kelley, who
posed for Penthouse under the name of Jasmine (many thanks to
Graphic Response for pointing out this fact in a post of his, sent
in long ago). This was Kimberly's first movie; she did three or four
others, gave up the goodies in them all and then moved on to...well,
heaven only knows what.
The complete nudity run-down is as follows:
- B movie regular, Griffin Drew, robo-hooters on stage.
- Griffin and Julie K Smith, which spells 2 sets of robo-hooters,
in the dressing room.
- Julie on stage, boobs and bum
- Kimberly Kelly, beginning with dancing topless in the dark, followed by Kimberly partially dressed but doing the
spread-the-legs routine, and showing off her first-rate bum in a
thong. Then we see her terrific hooters, then more thong views.
Finally...even more hooters.
- Debra Beatty and Griffin Drew playing nice together on stage.
- Julie K. Smith practicing the arts not only of
clothing removal but also of currency retrieval. Clear, close-up
shots of Julie's robohooters, then a great sequence showing off her
bum.
- Then we have the lovely Kimberly Kelley back
again in two bouts of lap
dancing for the same customer. First, boobs only in
a tame dance o' the lap, then bum and boob closeups in a more
animated dance, as Kimberly's character become more experienced. Oh,
and the guy on whose lap Kimberly is a-dancin'.. well, he wins her
heart in the end. Right. You know this movie was written by a
frequent customer of these places, probably Anna Nicole Smith's
husband, before his heart and other vital organs stopped working.
- Kim Kopf is on stage briefly but serves mainly as
a red herring, to deflect suspicion from the real killer. Kim shows
boobs and bum.
- Then there is Tammy Parks, B movie veteran.
First, she's breaking out of thin clothing restraints on stage and
doing some currency retrieval of her own. Boobs and bum appear.
Then, as a bonus, Tammy shows more boobs in the dressing-room.
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Midnight
Tease 2 is a paean to clothing removal technology. It probably says a
lot about the kind of movies I watch, but I would bet that other than
lawyers, cops and doctors, strippers are the most frequently portrayed
characters in movies. 'Specially since the days of direct-to-video.
The ending credits say to look for the sequel,
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guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
is. My own
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this description, this
film is a C+. No Citizen Kane, but a genre masterpiece in the
eye-candy division
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