How much is there to add to the self-reviewing title? You can probably deduce
from that title that there was never, at any time, a plan to call this
Schindler's List 2. Although now that I think about it, that would make a pretty
cool movie - Schindler's List 2: The Wrath of Goeth. If only Ricardo Montalban
were still alive. What a Goeth he would be!
I'm sure you've guessed that MILF is actually a straight-to-vid youthploitation film cut from the 80s cloth
- tits and blue jokes and college kids. The bar for these films has been raised
quite a bit since the 80s, because just about everything that can be done in this genre
has already been done, so it's tough to come up with new gross-outs and
original characters. I have to give the film a tip o' the hat for stretching the
boundaries at least a bit. The basic premise of the film is that two best friends,
college roommates, end up screwing each other's divorced moms. They are both
decent guys, so everybody feels
guilty and each guy tries to hide the affair from the other guy, not knowing
that the other guy is doing the same.
That in itself is not so very daring, but there is one place where the script
pushes the outside of the envelope. One of the guys comes back unexpectedly
early to the dorm room. His mom is inside screwing his roommate. The couple in
the room realize what's happening when they hear the lock jiggling, so they hide
under a bed. When the roommate enters, he finds that a camera has been running,
so he rewinds it and watches his roommate fucking what he conceives to be a hot blonde chick. The action
is so hot that he starts to tug one off. The camera angle prevents him from
seeing that the woman in the video is his mom. Making the matter even more
uncomfortable, his mom is under the bed, fully aware that he is jerking off over
her, but unable to do anything about it.
When this genre began, perhaps 30-35 years ago, with movies like Animal House
and Porky's, there was an effort to present situations one could imagine oneself
in. It now appears that there are no more such situations available. I have a good
enough imagination, but I can't really picture myself jerking off while watching
my mom screwing my college roommate, and I really can't imagine my mom being
under the bed while I'm doing it. If you've actually been in a situation like
that, well, you're a wild and crazy guy!
The fact that one cannot relate to the situations doesn't mean the
film isn't fun to watch. To be honest, it's kind of a turn-on. The two moms are
hot, and there are various other situations involving attractive chicks. There's
lots of nudity, and the film has a pleasant, good-hearted vibe which makes up
for its lack of jokes and originality. It's easy enough to watch.
