Once Bitten (1985) from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski) |
Let's see. Lauren Hutton plays a female vampire who must drink the blood of virgins to stay young. Jim Carrey plays a high school kid who is a virgin because his steady girlfriend wants to wait. |
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The sexy Hutton wins the horny Carrey over, and must "convert" Carrey to a vampire over several sessions, thereby causing him to change gradually. Carrey wins the "best costume" award at his Halloween dance, even though he's not wearing a costume. His friends notice that his hair is getting slicked back and oily, but they think he has been bitten by Jerry Lewis. I guess you can figure that the girlfriend has to save Carrey by putting out, thus stealing his virginity and making him unacceptable to the vampire's finicky taste buds. (She's the Morris the Cat of vampires.) |
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Carrey was kind of innocent and charming, and he showed off his unique dancing style in a role which foreshadowed Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask, but he was not yet very funny. Hutton looked every bit of the 400 years old she was supposed to be. The humor has no edge at all. Bottom line: you probably don't want to watch this movie. It's a vampire comedy with no bite, so to speak. |
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