Satan's Schoolgirls is a direct to video soft-core nudie film from Plausible
Denial Productions.
The story takes place at a home for wayward girls. It is summer, but four
girls are kept over the summer at their parents' request. They are babysat by
a nun, a priest, and a custodian. The institution was formerly a satanic cult
headquarters. One of the girls is a cutter. That gives a good reason for
sister Helen to spank her bare bottom with a ping pong paddle. Another is a
nympho. Well, a modified nympho: she does the custodian, but keeps her clothes
on. Another is a lesbian, and goes topless frequently. The last seems to be a
good girl, but with psychic powers. The new priest also seems nice, and
genuinely helpful.
This is awful.
Terry West can write (Lord of the G-Strings is a genre classic), but I have no
idea why he didn't this time. The film only runs 61 minutes, and it would be
considerably shorter were it not for repeated torture and mutilation images,
and the same two establishing shots used again and
again. Plausible Denial
Productions also needs a director, a photographer, better set design, and
someone with a steadier hand to hold their HD video camera. The photography
was especially irritating in this one. There are shots where Brandy D'Vinn's
elbow appears larger than her head. In others, she looks 4 months pregnant.
This is just bad camera work.
Hint: You got a woman naked. Good start. You have a camera. Also good. Now
learn to use your camera. Not all angles are good angles.
How good a job is "custodian at a school for wayward girls"? The salary may
not be great, but the perks are awesome.
I'm glad to see Satan getting into education. The Republicans have been
looking for an alternative to the public school system, and this just could be
it!
If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to
read the
explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by
our definition, a
C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs
and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is an:
F
Atrocious film. There's not even that much nudity. On the plus side, the producers
do have women willing to get naked, and a graphic artist who can design
kick-ass DVD jackets.
