Sex Hex


by Tuna

Sex Hex is a soft core sex film in spoof format ... I guess. It is supposed to be about a new breed of bloodless vampires who work by day.

Here, because they probably didn't bother with a treatment or a script, for the first time ever, is the detailed treatment.

TREATMENT (Spoilers)

Show pathetic annoying jerk, aka Carl the vampire slayer.

New girl comes for job interview. She and the interviewer do it, the receptionist watches topless, then the new girl dies. Interviewer feels bad about that, and the receptionist takes her to a shrink.

Show pathetic annoying jerk

Insert fart joke

Girl/girl with Darian Caine and AJ Khan. AJ seems to have added boobage, has a nasty scar on her right knee, and has new ink.

Show pathetic annoying jerk

Girl/Girl with the doctor and the interviewer. The receptionist watches topless. Interviewer has appendectomy scar. Doctor has flame tattoos around nipples, and lots of other ink. Breast implants went in through the nipples and areolae. Both die.

Weirdo discovers bodies and calls pathetic annoying jerk, who is dreaming about a topless woman.

Pathetic annoying jerk investigates by stealing a pair of panties. Also states, "One of two things is going on. Either we have a new super breed of vampire who doesn't need fangs, but uses sex acts to drain all life force from her victims, or this movie is too cheap to buy fangs."

Topless receptionist performs some secret vampire ritual.

Show pathetic annoying jerk. Receptionist shows her tits and tries to seduce him.

Topless receptionist does Darian Caine. Darian dies.

Show pathetic annoying jerk. He falls asleep and dreams about topless receptionist. Call wakes him.

Insert fart joke.

Topless receptionist performs some secret vampire ritual. Uses voodoo doll against pathetic annoying jerk.

Topless receptionist, who is now boss, does AJ Khan.

Pathetic annoying jerk shows up, topless receptionist fades to nothing.

Pathetic annoying jerk delivers summary.


Since this is basically a sex film, you're wondering if the film redeemed itself with sexual heat. Nah. The photography is out of focus, and there are too many closeups of body parts and incessant cross-fades.

If you have never seen a movie you didn't like, you wouldn't like this one.


* no widescreen

* no features

* running time: 76 minutes






The Oscar committee seems to have overlooked this film.


  It is one of the very few films not listed at IMDb.


Straight to video


  • Sabrina Faire, Sativa Verte, Jackie Stevens, Molly Heartbreaker, AJ Khan and Darian Caine show everything.
  • An unknown shows breasts.


Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:


But it's a high F. Almost our first-ever F+.