Sex Hex is a soft core sex film in spoof format ... I guess. It is
supposed to be about a new breed of bloodless vampires who work by day.
Here, because they probably didn't bother with a treatment or a script, for
the first time ever, is the detailed treatment.
TREATMENT (Spoilers)
Show pathetic annoying jerk, aka Carl the vampire slayer.
New girl comes for job interview. She and the interviewer do it, the
receptionist watches topless, then the new girl dies. Interviewer feels bad
about that, and the receptionist takes her to a shrink.
Show pathetic annoying jerk
Insert fart joke
Girl/girl with Darian Caine and AJ Khan. AJ seems to have added boobage, has
a nasty scar on her right knee, and has new ink.
Show pathetic annoying jerk
Girl/Girl with the doctor and the interviewer. The receptionist watches
topless. Interviewer has appendectomy scar. Doctor has flame tattoos around
nipples, and lots of other ink. Breast implants went in through the nipples and
areolae. Both die.
Weirdo discovers bodies and calls pathetic annoying jerk, who is dreaming
about a topless woman.
Pathetic annoying jerk investigates by stealing a pair of panties. Also
states, "One of two things is going on. Either we have a new super breed of
vampire who doesn't need fangs, but uses sex acts to drain all life force from
her victims, or this movie is too cheap to buy fangs."
Topless receptionist performs some secret vampire ritual.
Show pathetic annoying jerk. Receptionist shows her tits and tries to seduce
him.
Topless receptionist does Darian Caine. Darian dies.
Show pathetic annoying jerk. He falls asleep and dreams about topless
receptionist. Call wakes him.
Insert fart joke.
Topless receptionist performs some secret vampire ritual. Uses voodoo doll
against pathetic annoying jerk.
Topless receptionist, who is now boss, does AJ Khan.
Pathetic annoying jerk shows up, topless receptionist fades to nothing.
Pathetic annoying jerk delivers summary.
End TREATMENT
Since this is basically a sex film, you're wondering if the film redeemed
itself with sexual heat. Nah. The photography is out of focus, and there are too
many closeups of body parts and incessant cross-fades.
If you have never seen a movie you didn't like, you wouldn't like this one.
