Spider Babe (2003) from Tuna

Spider Babe (2003) is another Misty Mundae softcore vehicle from Seduction Cinema, this time a spoof of Spider Man.

Misty, now 22 but retaining that little girl look that has made her a softcore superstar, plays a quiet, studious college girl living with step-parents who seem to be a loving, conservative couple until she leaves, at which point they become kinky sex-for-sale types.

NUDITY REPORT

  • Misty Mundae shows everything, especially in a long lesbian scene with Darian Caine.
  • Darian Caine, as Mundae's best friend/roomie. Darian shows everything.
  • Chesley Hampshire, as the Bungwhole reporter shows everything.
  • C. J. DiMarsico, as a Mundae fantasy girl, is naked, but all we see are her breasts.
  • Julian Wells, as a scientist and Caine's sister shows everything.
  • Kelly Summers, as Wells "over paid eye candy" shows all three Bs.
  • Shelby Taylor, as the bee woman, shows everything
  • Tiffiny Sinclaire, as a mugging victim, briefly flashes her breasts.
Misty is bitten by a genetically engineered spider, then finds that she has gained super spider-powers, such as strength, the ability to climb up the side of buildings, an insatiable appetite for sex, and the ability to shoot spider webs from her crotch.

She develops her persona and costume to wrestle "Queen Bee" for a thousand dolalrs, and manages to "lick" her. From there, she runs afoul of the Daily Bunghole, a sleazy tabloid, catches crooks, has a whole lot of sex, and gains an arch nemesis.

This film is nearly non-stop nudity and all of it was shot in great light. Thankfully, this is a worthy effort, as opposed to the last several Mundae releases. It is very nice to see Seduction Cinema return to form.

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The meaning of the IMDb score: 7.5 usually indicates a level of excellence equivalent to about three and a half stars from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm watchability, comparable to approximately two and a half stars from the critics. The fives are generally not worthwhile unless they are really your kind of material, equivalent to about a two star rating from the critics, or a C- from our system. Films rated below five are generally awful even if you like that kind of film - this score is roughly equivalent to one and a half stars from the critics or a D on our scale. (Possibly even less, depending on just how far below five the rating is.

My own guideline: A means the movie is so good it will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not good enough to win you over if you hate the genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an open mind about this type of film. C means it will only appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover appeal. (C+ means it has no crossover appeal, but will be considered excellent by genre fans, while C- indicates that it we found it to be a poor movie although genre addicts find it watchable). D means you'll hate it even if you like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if you love the genre. F means that the film is not only unappealing across-the-board, but technically inept as well. Any film rated C- or better is recommended for fans of that type of film. Any film rated B- or better is recommended for just about anyone. We don't score films below C- that often, because we like movies and we think that most of them have at least a solid niche audience. Now that you know that, you should have serious reservations about any movie below C-.

Based on this description, this is a clear C, with everything you watch a Misty Mundae film for: naked chicks in good light and a lighthearted spoof for context.

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