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Chelan Simmons in Final
Destination 3
Chelan and Crystal Lowe played two
undressed but well-tanned victims in this entertaining
"teen death" genre film about the inevitability of
fate, in which every death results from a complicated
Rube Goldberg concatenation of events.
In this and all succeeding
selections, the "clip" and "capture" links below lead
to zip files hosted at Rapidshare for free download.
Download, unzip, and enjoy!
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Jacqueline Quinones in Hard Luck
In all the years that we have been
doing this poll, I think that I have always voted with
the majority. This year I didn't even come close.
Jacqueline's performance in this obscure
straight-to-video release was the one that did it for
me. I picked this as #1, just because it was my
personal favorite. She was naked several times, and
exhibited lot of attitude
... and ya gotta love that booty.
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Jolene
Blalock in Slow Burn
Is there anything which warms the
cockles of a computer geek's heart more than a naked
Star Trek babe?
Commander T'Pol definitely fired up
some cockles this year.
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Tara
Fitzgerald in In a Dark Place
Tara seems to get naked in every
movie, most famously a full frontal in the Holy Grail
of celebrity nudity, Sirens.
The only naked body parts on display
in this scene are Tara's breasts, but it's a genuinely
hot scene. It's amazing how convincingly an excellent
professional actress can masturbate on camera.
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Annabeth Gish in Brotherhood (TV)
Having furnished nary a glimpse of
her flesh in two decades on screen, Annabeth had a
reputation as a bit of a prig, but she shattered that
impression with three sexy scenes in the first three
episodes of Brotherhood. She smoked some dope, talked
some trash, showed her nice large breasts,
and flashed an excellent behind.
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Barbara Nedjelakova in Hostel
Eli Roth knows how to deliver a genre
film - with all the guilty pleasures necessary to
satisfy our lurid cravings. Rod Serling meets Larry
Flynt. Hostel has a solid story, creepy violence, and
lots of bare breasts, featuring the impressive pair of
Ms. Nedjelakova.
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Katherine Heigl in Side Effects
The voters who singled out this scene
could not have been voting for the scene itself, which
just consists of a couple of fleeting frames of the
side of a breast - with the nipple barely visible!
Everything there was to see is right there to the
right.
The votes were obviously cast for the
gorgeous and curvy Ms. Heigl herself.
Nothing wrong with that.
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Kate
Winslet in Little Children
This is the fourth time Kate has
made the list in the eight years it has been in
existence. She previously made the top twenty for Holy
Smoke, Quills, and Iris. She would have made it
several more times if this tradition had begun
earlier. She probably would have won outright for her
full-frontal in Jude, and she also did some attractive
nudity in Titanic, Heavenly Creatures, and Hideous
Kinky.
Sadly for us, she has announced
publicly that she is now at or near the end of the
naked portion of her outstanding film career.
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Sophia Myles in Art School
Confidential
Sophia plays the ostensibly
unattainable object of desire for the stereotypical
sincere hero in this dark and deeply cynical (but
often very funny) film which not only lampoons the art
world, but also takes on every cliché of the
coming-of-age movie.
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Anapola Mushkadiz in Battle in
Heaven
Mushkadiz had never acted before her
appearance in this Mexican art film, and was selected
on the basic of open auditions.
Her rather demanding film debut
required her to have unsimulated intercourse and to
perform fellatio on screen - and with a rather
unattractive fellow at that.
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Jennifer Aniston in The Break-Up
This is an excellent illustration of
how to create a sexy scene with suggestion rather than
explicitness. Aniston shows only a little bit of
forbidden flesh, but what she does show looks
outstanding, and the way she wiggles it is
tantalizing.
And she's Jennifer Aniston, dammit.
Tanned, toned, and the girl next door for ten years of
our lives.
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Robin Tunney
in Open Window
Robin seems to have dedicated her
life to proving that freckled girl-next-door types can
be profoundly sexy. Unfortunately, her nudity in this
film is more tragic than arousing.
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Sharon Stone in Basic
Instinct 2
We are not recommending this unrated
DVD. This position has nothing to do with the
fact that the lead actress is in her late forties, or
that the film is mediocre at best. In fact,
Sharon looked great, and the film is surprisingly
watchable in a train wreck kind of way.
The real reason is that many sexy
outtakes and deleted scenes which appeared on the
internet are not on the DVD, despite the fact that the
disk is supposed to be unrated, and includes ten
different deleted scenes (with virtually no nudity.)
It's obvious that there will be another DVD coming
along with more footage, and we suggest you wait for
it.
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Sook Yin Lee in Shortbus
Eight years of experience with these
polls has demonstrated that they are extremely biased
toward familiar names, especially those famous
actresses who have rarely or never appeared naked.
Given that fact, you can assume that the obscure Sook
Yin Lee went the extra mile to finish seventh.
Indeed she did. If the voting could
somehow objectively reflect the sex scene itself,
without consideration for the fame or popularity of
the actress performing it, this film might well have
taken the #1 spot.
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Sarah Polley in The Secret Life of
Words
This high ranking is really just our
voters' tribute to Sarah's popularity, because the
scene is just a brief and tearful topless appearance
in the dark, and her body is covered with scars. It
isn't really sexy.
Sarah is beautiful, she has a much
larger chest than one would imagine, and she's in
demand. Given those facts, there is probably a very
good chance she could win the #1 spot in the next few
years if she does a nude scene in clear light.
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Lauren Lee Smith in Lie With Me
Lauren rose from virtual obscurity to
become the Mistress of all Media in the 2006 nudity
competition. In addition to this top five finish for
her explicit scenes in Lie With Me, she appeared
topless on the popular cable series, The L Word.
Tuna is our expert in
sexually-oriented material, and he gave this film a
thumb up.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal in Sherrybaby
As strong a presence as she has been
in the acting world, Maggie has made an even more
impressive contribution to screen nudity. This is her
third appearance on the list in the past six years,
following top ten finishes for full frontal
nudity in 2002 and 2004 in Secretary and Strip Search
respectively.
Let's wish her a healthy baby and
hope she resumes her naked ways after her
pregnancy!
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Brittany Daniel in Rampage
Trim, athletic Brittany has waited a
long time before doing her first nude scene, but the
#3 ranking means that our voters feel that she was
worth the wait, even if the film was not. (It's rated
in the threes at IMDb.)
She illustrates that the combination
of nudity and physical fitness make a beautiful
addition to a film.
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Salma Hayek in Ask the Dust
This is the second time Salma has
finished second in the annual poll. In 2002, her
nudity in Frida brought her very close to overcoming
Heather Graham's efforts in Killing Me Softly.
It seems inconceivable, but Salma is
40 years old! If she has changed at all since she
first caught our attention in Desperado, it is for the
better. How long can she keep getting more beautiful?
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Gretchen Mol in The Notorious
Bettie Page
After eight years of polls, this was
the first year in which we had a real horserace, with
Gretchen crossing the finish line just ahead of Salma.
That's deceptive, however. Ask the
Dust placed high only because it features Salma Hayek
stark naked. The scenes are actually too dark. On the
other hand, the photography in Bettie Page is
gorgeous, the lighting is perfect, the film is rated a
respectable 6.8 at IMDb, and beautiful Gretchen is as
naked as can be.
The planets aligned on this one, and
that's what we call a worthy champion!!
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