Two Weeks Notice (2001) from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski) |
A romantic comedy with Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock is more or less a standardized commodity, like "salt". Indeed, the two of them working together represent the top of the salt line, like Morton's. Hugh and Sandra are the best in the world at doing what they do, although I would be hard pressed to describe just exactly what that is, or to rationalize why one should do it. |
I think of movies like this in the same way I regard McDonald's, a lesson in the fact that "predictable" is not necessarily equal to "bad". If you are familiar with the other eating options, McDonald's is probably pretty low on your list, but if you're on an unfamiliar highway, and you can't afford botulism, McDonald's is always a safe option with a clean toilet. |
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Try to look at movies the same way. There are some times when you have to deal with the unfamiliar. Let's say you want to see a really cool movie like The Usual Suspects or Predator, but you are going with a date, and she wants to see some utter bullshit like The Hours. Now, you've already resigned yourself to the fact that you will have to watch a complete and unredeemed piece of crap, but you may be able to talk your date into a lighthearted piece of crap instead of a sobfest. This is a situation in which Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock could be your key to avoiding some serious pain. |
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Plus I'm betting that you have a better chance at getting laid after this movie than after some diatribe about how men have marginalized women throughout history, causing them all to turn gay or suicidal or both. In this one, Grant plays a shallow, stammering, smarmy, self-centered, glib, zillionaire playboy. (Gosh, how did they ever think of Hugh for that role?). Sandra is an brilliant, activist lawyer with no interest in material wealth. She agrees to work for zillionaire Hugh in order to save a community center which is also a treasured architectural landmark. You know the rest. By the way, Robert Klein is in this movie and, as far as I can see, he has finally managed to stop his leg. |
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