Walk All Over Me



by Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)

Ready for a strange concept? How about a Canadian remake of Deuce Bigelow with Leelee Sobieski as Deuce. I'm exaggerating, but not that much. Leelee plays a naive screw-up from a small town in Canada who ends up in Vancouver with no money or job. The only person she knows in town is her former baby-sitter, so she turns to her for help. The baby-sitter reluctantly agrees to let Leelee stay in her apartment, but things are complicated because she has graduated from baby-sitting to S&M.

Leelee is desperate for money, so she reviews the prospective new pay-for-pain clients, chooses one, borrows one of her roomie's more exotic get-ups, and heads off to make big money as a dominatrix. Of course, much like Deuce Bigelow, she doesn't really know how to perform this type of sexual service, and her considerate, meek manners are totally wrong for the job. It is not long before she is in way over her head and in a heap o' trouble with some bad dudes. She witnesses her pseudo-client being roughed up by some gangsters who think he stole from them. Leelee runs away during the rough stuff, but for various reasons the thugs think that she may know where the missing money is. A cat-and-mouse thriller ensues in which Leelee, her roommate, a submissive, and the beaten guy square off in various moves and countermoves against the three thugs.

While Deuce Bigelow was essentially a comedy with just a hint of a dark thriller lurking in the background, this film achieves about an even balance between comedy and noir thriller. It's not quite in the erotic thriller category because there is no nudity except part of a male butt, but Leelee looks absolutely fantastic in the S&M outfits. The costumes push up her breasts to make them appear mammoth, and the fabric barely conceals enough to earn the "no nudity" tag. In one scene Leelee is positively spilling out of her top. Her legs look long and elegant as well, so a hint of eroticism adds a little spice to the plot.

It's not an especially ambitious film, and I would not recommend seeking it out, but it's not bad at all. If you chance upon it, the combination of plot involvement, sexual titillation, and amusement should be enough to keep you interested.


* widescreen anamorphic

* whatever







No major reviews online.


6.1 IMDB summary (of 10)


Straight to video.


  • None, but see the main commentary, because it comes VERY close, and is quite sexy.


Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a watchable C-