Wham Bam
Thank You Spaceman (1975) is a fairly famous softcore sex film.
There are lots of women with exposure
in the film, some of them fairly well known. The others are probably
listed as unknowns in dozens of exploitation and tittie flicks from
the 70's, and this will help to I.D. actresses in lots of other films.
Many of the producers at that time didn't credit the actresses; they
didn't want them to gain celebrity, since they would then be more
expensive and harder to work with. There was a huge pool of young
women willing to disrobe in Hollywood in the 70's. Most were hoping it
would lead to a film career, and many were just working to help
support their families.
This film was produced by Harry
Novak, and was billed as an adult comedy. I would say "sex
farce" would be a more appropriate description. Two space men,
Asshole and Jerkoff, are sent from the planet Urine to impregnate as
many Earth Women as possible, and thereby save their race from
extinction when the planet collides with its sun. They have some
whiz-bang tools at their command, including a scanner that finds and
displays horny women no matter where they are hiding, a transporter to
go anywhere, a beam to bring women onto their spaceship, and, most
important, a tongue like sexual organ that extends several feet from
their head. This sexual organ, of course, delights every Earth woman
who experiences it. The film is one vignette after another where the
spacemen find a woman, have sex with her, then return her to where she
was. Outlining the actresses will give you the major plot points:
- Dyanne Thorne (credited as Rosalee
Stern) plays a hooker. Their first visit is to a whore house, and
she is the one they end up with.
- Unknown 1 is getting a massage in
the same edifice.
- Unknown 2 is another employee in
the establishment.
- Anne Gaybis is necking with her
boyfriend in a car.
- Tina La Wise is a Jewish American
Princess with a dingy bathrobe, curlers and a headache. After the
aliens have their way with her, she seduces her husband away from
his golf game.
- April Grant is an actress who is
having trouble with her role because she is a virgin. Unknown 3
has a lesbian encounter with her. That, and a little help from a
friendly spaceman, and she nearly rapes her leading man when he
returns after lunch.
- Sandra Carey and Zelda are in the
same vignette. Zelda's husband says he is leaving but ends up in
bed with maid Carey. Zelda starts doing the butler. They are
abducted together, and the transporter puts them all in the same
bed when the spacemen are done. After minor complaining, they have
a hot and happy foursome.
- Gayna Shireen is grabbed and
raped. After the spaceman, she rapes her attacker.
- The final scene is in a Harem, and
includes Annie Goodman as a belly dancer (no real exposure), Joyce
Mandel ( credited Gibson) as a harem girl with see-through outfit,
and Valerie Nicorre having sex with the sultan.
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