Whatever it Takes (1999) from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski) |
The first thing that strikes you as a bit unusual in this film is the casting. They started with a typical Grade B cops-and-mobsters script about Italian undercover cops infiltrating an Italian mob which is dealing in complex illegal steroids. There is nothing especially ethnic about the script, but the characters are all named Salano and DeMarco and Menardi. When they cast the film, however, they decided to go in a different direction. The part of the lead cop, Neil DeMarco, was assigned to champion kickboxer Don "The Dragon" Wilson. I'm not sure exactly what nationality The Dragon is, but you can wager safely that it isn't Italian. |
On the other hand, Wilson looks a lot more Italian than Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, who plays the part of mob boss Paulie Salano. I guess it wouldn't have made much difference, except that they made no effort to adapt the script to the cast. For one thing, why not just change the names of the characters? For another, although Williamson is an African-American, he is training "his brother's kid" to be a mobster, and the nephew is played by a typical Mediterranean looking guy! They could easily have changed the script to "his best friend's kid", but they just figured "what the hell" and started the cameras rolling. |
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Dragon's partner is played by insult comedian Andrew "Dice"
Clay. This made for a nice looking video cover, in which all of the
three main characters had colorful nicknames between their first and
last names but, unfortunately, these three guys are pretty old and
tired, even The Dragon, and their fight scenes looked like the Senior
Olympics.
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IMDb viewers were merciless in rating the film a 2.7. I think that's probably too low. While nobody will mistake this for Grand Illusion, it moves along quickly, and adds some humor and characterization. I never fast-forwarded, and the flick has some beautiful fitness babes to look at. I suppose it should be more like a 4.5 - a typical run of the mill made-for-video film, not awful to watch, but not good, with nothing that you haven't already seen before. Just filler for a sleepless night. You may like it more than the rest of us if you're really into bodybuilding and related fitness issues, since it features wrestlers, fitness babes, body shaping competitions, etc. |
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