White Mischief (1988) from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski) |
I just love the characterizations in movies about the British ruling class in Africa and India. You have to understand that I don't know how these people actually lived, but I've seen a number of movies which portray them consistently as vainglorious, greedy, shallow, condescending, and racist twits with no respect for the native cultures of their colonies.
This film has all the classic elements. While the
people of Africa starved and the people back in England faced German
rockets and fought the Battle of Britain, the British expats in
Kenya worried about where to get a good drink, who had the best
centerpieces at last month's round of parties, whose wife had the
most elegant pearls, and who was sleeping with whom. I don't know about the rest of you, but I find that scripted versions of gripping real-life crimes and trials rarely make for interesting films. If the author stays too close to real-life court procedure, the film gets tedious. If the author strays into symbolism and speculation (ala Nick Roeg's Eureka), he tends to substitute lunatic imaginings for those elements that made the crime interesting in the first place. The aforementioned Eureka, however, for all of its mad faults, is a far more interesting interpretation of a sensational crime than White Mischief, which just slogs along. The Earl's murder must obviously have been a crime of passion, but I had a hard time imagining any of these characters being passionate about anything. Even their sexual couplings were perfunctory, as if they were performing obligatory social rituals, like dancing with one's cousin at a family wedding. The director of the film is Il Postino's Michael Radford, and nobody will ever accuse this guy of getting into a rut. He has only worked on a handful of major projects over the past two decades, and his five major films have virtually nothing in common. |
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I think that all of his films offer splendid sights to behold, including this one, but this is by far the least interesting of the five. Even the improvisational Dancing at the Blue Iguana allows some involvement with the characters, but this one stays aloof from the people who populate it. I suppose that's just as well, because they are not very nice people to begin with. The problem is that I had to spend two hours with them. | |||||
Greta Scacchi was young and gorgeous as Lady Diana
Broughton, however. She wore about three dozen designer outfits, and
female audiences seemed to find this and other elements of the film
somewhat engaging, scoring it a most respectable 7.2 at IMDb. Men,
however, score it only 5.8, so it is definitely a certified
chick-flick, with 1.4 estrogen points. The IMDb scores also increase
with the age of the voters, so it's officially a granny chick-flick,
with approximately the same demographic appeal as that favorite of
grannies everywhere, Beaches. If you guys get stuck watching
it, don't despair. Greta also showed off her designer chest a lot,
so there is plenty of eye candy for you, if little else. Fair warning: the film is not entirely a Hugh Grant-free zone, although our hero has only a tiny, albeit suitably floppy-haired part. (Right) |
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