hope for humans is to re-populate the earth, but most human males are
now sterile, so the entire fate of the world rests on Roddy Piper's
wide shoulders, or to be more specific, on his mighty dick, which may
be the only
working human dick in the universe. Roddy is held prisoner by the
females who rule the human colonies on the planet, and he is kept in a
special pee-pee harness which gives him a jolt any time he gets more
than 100 yards from his captors. The women can also direct a jolt at
him to control him or to punish him for naughty behavior and
insubordination. You see, they can't have him wasting his sperm on infertile
women, so they keep him in tow until the time is ripe. His pee-pee is
branded "property of the provisional government".
Sometimes they just zap him for their own entertainment because in a
depressing future world with no Oprah to watch, chicks still need a chuckle or
two, so they just send a few jolts to Roddy's nuts and watch him writhe
in agony. Now that's entertainment!
Roddy's character is
named Sam Hell, and his first assignment in fertility is to sneak into
Frogtown (actually a deserted refinery with a strip club inside), and
rescue a bunch of fertile women who are being held prisoner by some
froggies. At first, the frogs hold sway over Roddy and Sandahl
Bergman, but eventually Roddy kicks some Toad Tush. Before Roddy rescues
Sandahl, she is forced by the frog kingpin to perform the dreaded
Dance of the Three Snakes. You see, super-frogs have three penises, so when the
dance is finished, he announces "the three snakes are
aroused". Luckily the Rowdy one shows up just in time to kick
some Froggy Fanny, rescue Sandahl, save the world, and pick up chicks.
Complete crap and highly recommended!
DVD info from Amazon
Widescreen anamorphic, 1.85:1
Full-length director and writer commentary
It is a colorful and crisp transfer.
|The director, Donald Jackson, also
directed "Ghost Taxi", "Lingerie Kickboxer", and, interestingly enough, "American
Beauty". OK, maybe not the last one, but the other two are really
his. He also did three
other Frogtown films, sneaking in one last one just before he died on
October 20, 2003 (about two weeks ago as I write this). He never cast
Roddy Piper again. The part of Sam Hell was taken over by Robert Z'dar
(one film) and Scott Shaw (the other two).
Badmovies.org did one of their brilliant summaries,
complete with pictures, audio clips, detailed summaries,
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this
description, this film is a C+. A thumb way up for lovers of bad